Review of Contagion (2011) by Horsepoop — 05 Apr 2020

This film really makes you appreciate the great things modern civilisation has such as gangs of lovely black men screaming firing gun shots and pinching people's car tyres as well as Chinese women casually picking the snot out of white men's noses like obedient little students.

The movie is also too disturbing for lovely British women as this film made my wife cry so much in the theatre as a result of the high death toll and the prospect of losing so much of her kin. My wife spent an entire week with random ethnically white British strangers after this film, in her own words looking after her kin, playing with them and making sure they are well prepared for a pandemic to protect her lovely white sexy **** This caused me great disturbance, jealousy and rage that my wife isn't showing the same level of affection to the lovely black London gangs.

The film was super boring though, I barely could keep myself watching it and the characters had no soul, they lacked any personality and were characters we never got to know, they were just there in the story and served no purpose except to drive forward the film's simplistic boring storyline.