Review of Constantine (2005) by Carl E — 26 Jun 2011

Ugly, confusing, dull, stupid, terrible movie. Thank heavens they didn't make a sequel.

This review of Constantine (2005) was written by Carl E on 26 Jun 2011.

Constantine has generally received positive reviews.

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