Review of Constantine (2005) by Alejandro C — 25 Dec 2011

How did I find myself seeing this several times in the theater? it wasnt bad though, just not good enough to see numerous times.

This review of Constantine (2005) was written by Alejandro C on 25 Dec 2011.

Constantine has generally received positive reviews.

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