Review of Constantine (2005) by Jailhouse M — 21 Dec 2012
I have better things to do than watching Keanu Reeves bad, bad, grumpy mood for 2 hours. Everything about this movie is a mess, and it is dragged down by it's ludicrous premise. Roger Ebert pointed out that all of Constantine had to do would be to go to a priest to get a confession.
That's how this movie feels: pointless. It is chaotic, has a lot of bad production designs and a hero nobody cares about, because he is a douchebag that keeps smoking even as he has cancer. The crew must have been giggling from scene to scene, thinking they could get away with this joke of a movie.
This review of Constantine (2005) was written by Jailhouse M on 21 Dec 2012.
Constantine has generally received positive reviews.
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