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By Robert K. Elder (222) for Chicago Tribune (6,211) on 08 Apr 2004

It breaks director Billy Wilder's most important movie commandment: Thou Shall Not Bore. It's just not funny…

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By Michael Drakulich (37) for Star Newspapers (Chicago, IL) (37) on 24 Mar 2004

I hope kids see through this film's slick production value and realize Lindsay Lohan's character is only a shade above contemptible much less…

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By Dan Jardine (362) for Cinemania (170) on 29 Feb 2004

Bland, warmed over genre cliches masquerading as a movie…

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By Tony Toscano (229) for Talking Pictures (U.S.) (220) on 29 Feb 2004

film pimps to is core demographic and gives nothing substantial in return…

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By Ken Hanke (2,234) for Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC) (2,247) on 25 Feb 2004

The movie's lame, but I'm inclined to agree with the kids on the Internet Movie Database message boards that Lohan could beat the crap out…

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By Jim Shelby (35) for Palo Alto Weekly (965) on 25 Feb 2004

If Disney Pictures is looking to pander to the lowest urges of emerging girlhood, they have succeeded in this tacky and boring after-school special…

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By Lisa Schwarzbaum (1,672) for Entertainment Weekly (6,953) on 25 Feb 2004

With no Jamie Lee Curtis as a volleying partner, though, Lohan's chipper energy is, like, so totally out of proportion given the colorless…

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By Anya Kamenetz (5) for Village Voice (8,525) on 24 Feb 2004

Smug, sanitized fantasy, in which the hysterical blonde attention-seeker, in a succession of sparkly outfits, is uprooted from New York to…

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By Jonathan R. Perry (254) for Tyler Morning Telegraph (Texas) (351) on 21 Feb 2004

Nothing if not fluffy -- but oddly, egregiously offensive in ways far more insidious and damaging than merely wasting our time…

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By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 21 Feb 2004

A juvenile 'I Love Lucy' episode...that's more irritating than charming…

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By Pete Croatto (87) for Filmcritic.com (3,164) on 21 Feb 2004

I can't think of a teen who would enjoy watching Confessions…

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By Eric D. Snider (2,489) for EricDSnider.com (2,026) on 21 Feb 2004

Even at less than an hour and a half, it still feels absurdly padded…

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By David Noh (869) for Film Journal International (5,095) on 21 Feb 2004

The whole enterprise feels desperately thrown together for a teen/mall profit and rather cheap…

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By Moira Macdonald (1,892) for Seattle Times (3,524) on 20 Feb 2004

A string of unrelated scenes about the high-school musical…

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By David Elliott (754) for San Diego Union-Tribune (1,408) on 20 Feb 2004

Why is this chiffon doodle essentially offensive? Because it is about nothing, and it turns the dreams of girls into piffle…

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By Bruce Westbrook (223) for Houston Chronicle (970) on 20 Feb 2004

Riddled with contradictions, preachiness, implausibilities, false starts and wrong turns, it tells a choppy, incoherent tale without an ounce…

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By Jeff Vice (1,455) for Deseret News (Salt Lake City) (1) on 20 Feb 2004

This bit of fluff is unlikely to appeal to anyone outside of its obvious, intended target audience…

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By Laura Clifford (2,742) for Reeling Reviews (4,376) on 20 Feb 2004

shrill, numbing and painful to sit through. Maybe this movie will find an audience in children young enough to be entertained by bright colors…

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By Christine James (86) for Boxoffice Magazine (2,896) on 20 Feb 2004

Would that this film were as pulled together as Lola's fabulous outfits…

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By Sean P. Means (2,056) for Salt Lake Tribune (1,927) on 20 Feb 2004

Lohan, overcoming her character's occasional obnoxiousness, has enough spunky charm to make this one work for the target audience of 11-year-old…

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