Review of Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002) by Eldin B — 10 Mar 2014

"I don't know if any of you are aware of this, but it's a federal offense to make lascivious remarks on a television network broadcast. The penalty for this disgusting, un-American behavior is one year in prison, or a ten thousand dollar fine.

Or both! Anyone making a sick or subversive remark tonight will be arrested immediately. I then will personally escort the offender to federal prison for booking under edict number 364 of the Broadcasting Act of 1963.

And it's a long drive to that prison, baby, just you and me. No witnesses.".