Review of Conan the Destroyer (1984) by Wes C — 12 Nov 2007
Arnie wrestles and slays a one-horned mythical beast unleashed from a statue by tearing off its very horn (reclaiming the phallus via castration) in order to rescue a princess with whom he'll make babies as soon as the credits start rolling and all set to Basil Poledouris' kickass score.
Pure gold.
This review of Conan the Destroyer (1984) was written by Wes C on 12 Nov 2007.
Conan the Destroyer has generally received mixed reviews.
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