Review of Conan the Destroyer (1984) by Neil D — 19 Feb 2008

Pales in comparison to the exquisite original. should never have been made!!!

This review of Conan the Destroyer (1984) was written by Neil D on 19 Feb 2008.

Conan the Destroyer has generally received mixed reviews.

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