Review of Conan the Destroyer (1984) by Joey K — 30 Mar 2008

A classic film of all time. Sword flicks don't get any better than this. Ranks right up there with Braveheart. Good storyline as well.

This review of Conan the Destroyer (1984) was written by Joey K on 30 Mar 2008.

Conan the Destroyer has generally received mixed reviews.

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