Review of Conan the Destroyer (1984) by Jarret O — 15 May 2008

An extremely disappointing sequel to Conan the Barbarian.

This review of Conan the Destroyer (1984) was written by Jarret O on 15 May 2008.

Conan the Destroyer has generally received mixed reviews.

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