Review of Conan the Barbarian (2011) by Pete 1 — 03 Oct 2013

Stupid remake of a classic it just doesnt do anything.

Momoa tries but the film is a stinker.

This review of Conan the Barbarian (2011) was written by Pete 1 on 03 Oct 2013.

Conan the Barbarian has generally received mixed reviews.

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