Review of Conan the Barbarian (2011) by John B — 12 Jan 2012
Okay, let's get this straight. A white barbarian has a Somoan baby delivered in the heat of battle. The Somoan grows up beheading rival barbarians while not breaking eggs in his mouth. That is until daddy dies and Conan goes around liberating slaves.
Conan ultimately has to protect a pure blood that the guy who killed his daddy wants to use to unleash some ancient evil force. I thought that Conan took care of that pure blood thing in the forced love making scene with no chemistry.
Guess I was wrong.
This review of Conan the Barbarian (2011) was written by John B on 12 Jan 2012.
Conan the Barbarian has generally received mixed reviews.
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