Review of Conan the Barbarian (2011) by Tim B — 22 Jan 2012

No contest here, the original Conan the Barbarian with Arnold was much better.

This review of Conan the Barbarian (2011) was written by Tim B on 22 Jan 2012.

Conan the Barbarian has generally received mixed reviews.

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