Review of Conan the Barbarian (2011) by Ramsey B — 10 Mar 2012

If you've seen the original one wth Arnold (1982), you agree that this movie is not just poorly made, it's downright terrible.

This review of Conan the Barbarian (2011) was written by Ramsey B on 10 Mar 2012.

Conan the Barbarian has generally received mixed reviews.

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