Review of Conan the Barbarian (2011) by Zack- J — 11 Jul 2012

When watching a movie like this I expect bad acting, I expect bad dialogue, I expect plot to be no more complicated than Super Mario Bros. What I CAN'T excuse is boring action scenes. That's your ONLY purpose! How do you screw THAT up?

Also kept forgetting I was watching a Conan movie. Dude didn't say "Crom" not one time in the movie. Just go watch "The Scorpion King." It's a better Conan movie than this one.