Review of Conan the Barbarian (2011) by Randy W — 22 Sep 2012
If any C-list actors think they could talk like Arnold Schwarzenegger, or remake a movie that Arnold Schwarzenegger is most known for, well they'd better fess up because nobody wants to see a Arnold Schwarzenegger remake.
The 2011 version of "Conan the Barbarian" is flat-out stupid, violent, and totally unnecessary. And so does this year's bomb "Total Recall." Now that Arnold's Governor days are over, now he is really pissed off on why some delusional loony directors want to jumpship a studio and haven't gotten to ask permission to remake a barbarian-styled 80's classic.
Screw Lionsgate and screw Hollywood remakes. What are they remaking next? Twins? Junior? Kull the Conqueror? Not a chance.
This review of Conan the Barbarian (2011) was written by Randy W on 22 Sep 2012.
Conan the Barbarian has generally received mixed reviews.
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