Review of Conan the Barbarian (2011) by Benjamin J — 07 Oct 2012

About as enjoyable as finding blood in your piss.

This review of Conan the Barbarian (2011) was written by Benjamin J on 07 Oct 2012.

Conan the Barbarian has generally received mixed reviews.

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