Review of Conan the Barbarian (2011) by Ryan B — 20 Nov 2012

This movie attempts to deliver high-octane swords and sandals mayhem. Instead,it gives us pointless violence to keep the audience from falling asleep, a macguffin-driven shadow of a storyline, line delivery so bad it induces uncontrollable laughter, and visual effects for its own sake.

I only include a single star because it's so bad that it's entertaining in its own right.