Review of Conan the Barbarian (2011) by Victor O — 18 May 2013

Jason Momoa is the definition of a gorgeous stallion, but even that wasn't enough to make me watch this more than once.

This review of Conan the Barbarian (2011) was written by Victor O on 18 May 2013.

Conan the Barbarian has generally received mixed reviews.

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