Review of Conan the Barbarian (2011) by Gabrielle M — 08 Apr 2012

Every once in a while you have to appreciate a bad movie for what it is, just something to while away a few hours.

This review of Conan the Barbarian (2011) was written by Gabrielle M on 08 Apr 2012.

Conan the Barbarian has generally received mixed reviews.

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