Review of Conan the Barbarian (1982) by Thomas J — 07 Nov 2009

This film is flawless. Simply the most perfect film of all time. If you don't like it you should just kill your damn self.

This review of Conan the Barbarian (1982) was written by Thomas J on 07 Nov 2009.

Conan the Barbarian has generally received positive reviews.

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