Review of Conan the Barbarian (1982) by Jason F — 16 Nov 2009
The best film ever made about Arnold kicking ass as a Barbarian. You can quote me on that.
"badass" and "homoerotic" permeate throughout, entwining me into the films wholesomeness.
Arnold punches a Camel in the mouth, knocking it the fuck out. What more could I want? Better acting? better direction? Fuck no!
The Sci-Fi bit threw me off for a second but then I realized I was being a pussy because it's pure Schwarzenegger gold.
Also, James Earl Jones looks like an old asian woman.
The End.
This review of Conan the Barbarian (1982) was written by Jason F on 16 Nov 2009.
Conan the Barbarian has generally received positive reviews.
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