Review of Conan the Barbarian (1982) by Jon P — 06 Aug 2012

I really wanted to like this: look at the cover of the DVD! Despite beautiful set and costume design, and a haunting score, this movie is seriously retarded. Wooden acting, sloppy action, and several scenes that may or may not be intended to provoke hilarity (the vulture for instance), this is a B-movie that somehow was made on a blockbuster budget.