Review of Commando (1985) by Phisto P — 15 Jul 2010

5 stars not because I like it but its damn funny ! everything is so stupid and annoying that makes me laugh the shit out of me , especially that scene wher he is getting ready and arming his weapons...

Not to mention his high levels of testosterone which give him the ability to say lame quotes ! "i eat green berets for breakfast and now im hungry" LAME ! and he has some supernatural powers that are too amazing to describe.

Recommended if you are with friends and want to make fun of something...