Review of Commando (1985) by Scott A — 08 Mar 2013
Pure Cheese!!!! It's entertaining, but completely stupid as well.
It just starts right off the bat in a bad way with a montage of Arnold and his daughter, Milano was so adorable then, to some Lifetime music garbage.
It doesn't get any better from there. Over the top action, bad use of dummies at times...seriously when the building blows up and you can see the 'bad guys' stand there motion-less, that's horrible.
The acting can be anywhere from awful to okay, but man do the one liners just suck. Like bad Bond movie puns almost!
And the end if just Arnold killing hundreds of bad guys, without one bullet ever grazing him. It's just so absurd, it simply cannot be taken seriously as a real action film.
This review of Commando (1985) was written by Scott A on 08 Mar 2013.
Commando has generally received positive reviews.
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