Review of Code 46 (2003) by Beast J — 26 Oct 2004

[font=Book Antiqua][size=3]How about an update, guys? No? Well, fuck you. You have no choice but to read my bickerings and complaints about the annual bullshit also known as my life.

[u][b]Bickering the 1st[/b][/u]: Why is RT flooded to the britches with a number of clueless helpless idiots who seemed to have gotten lost on their way to the imdb message boards. We have the posters who can't even type correctly and have to abbreviate every single word they post. Seriously... learn to form an arguement more less a sentence when trying to debate with another poster. It's not just the GD either. In OT, you got your peppy teenage schoolgirls who will jump in any thread asking dumb questions in an assorted rainbow of colors on how cute you looked in the 3rd Grade. Seriously, people. Has the word, "maturity" gone lost in the dictionary of life? RT Drama.... got to love it. Got to love the things people will do over a fucking message board that has less than .00001% of an impact on your destiny in your fruitful journey to hell. Oh well. I'll continue to scratch my nuts and look at the latest porn sites while you other collapse under your own stupidity over bunch of pixels and dots.

[b][u]Bickering the 2nd[/u][/b]: Isn't college suppose to be fun? Why do teachers lie to you when they say college will be the times of your life? The only time I look forward to is the clock striking three so I can get the hell out of there. So what I'm not in a big fancy university with bunch of scholarships and fancy dorms and legacy? College is college, right? I mean, does it really matter how big and important your college is? You're still going to remain dumb as a brick no matter where you go. Yeah, I'm rambling. College so far = teh suck. I don't have much homework, but it's just so boring and nothing is coming out of it. I still haven't even bothered paying my tuition yet and I have no idea how I'll figure that out. Oh well, my Audio Production class kicks mucho ass. Even if it's tough as nails, any class where we dissect Bernard Hermann is fine by me.

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Bickering the 3rd[/b][/u]: I hate being poor. Heck, I'm not even poor. I'm fucking broke. I have a job, but it feels like everytime I get some money, I end up giving it away to people I owe. Whether it's internet, car, friends, food, family, whatever... my wallet is growing barer and barer by the day. Don't even tell me about my savings account, for I have none. I work a part time job, and I make decent money (not really), but I'm not going to slave my self in order to get that extra DVD I want. Luxuries are overrated anyway.

My life is complete rock bottom. I do sleep a lot. And sleep is good. Also dog. Dog is good. Powerful Dog.

I finally picked up my brain and finished Shining Force II for my Genesis and I must say it rocks bunnies. Oh, how it rocks those bunnies. Simply brilliant. If you're a fan of the 1st, you'll love the second. The same cheesy dialogue is there with the same ole useless characters and pathetic storyline ever. Why does it rule? Cause it's fun dammit! Probably the only game next to Grandia where I actually enjoy constant hours of leveling up. Plus the character designs are damn cool. ph33r Zynk.

[b][u]Code 46[/u] - [color=DarkGreen][4][/color].

[/b]Wow. What a wasted oppurtunity. A bizarre mixture of the atmosphere of [i]Gattaca[/i], the tone of [i]Lost in Translation[/i], and the perception of [i]Eternal Sunshine of Spotless Mind [/i]starts off real assuring and then nose-dives out of control by the time of it's resolution. Granted, I thought all three previous films mentioned were overrated by many and didn't give me the warm and gooey feeling in my pants, I still felt optimistic hoping my disappointment wouldn't catch up to me. Taking a minimalist approach to such a broad subject as this film propels on us only makes it worse when looking at the big picture. Robbins and Morton show zero signs of interest with each other as they stumble around each other slapping their lips looking bored to be alive. Winterbottom (24 Hour Party People) fiddled with camera showing off his techno eye of the future in a multilingual culture that never bothers to trace back and explain anything in further detail. It plays as a cat and mouse game with a detective chasing after a mystery girl and of course falling for her even though he has a much bangable wife back home. Seriously, Samantha Morton is NOT hot. It's not confusing yet it tries so hard to be sometimes. Irritating voice-overs and tiresome directoral tools only make this interesting premise riddled with cliches to a pulp. It's the Fruity Pebbles of movies. And apologizes for those who enjoy the taste of Fruity Pebbles.

Meh, I'll save the other two for another entry... Red Sox just won the World Series... well I'm the bkb of baseball predictions. Fuck me.[/size][/font].