Review of Club Vampire (1998) by Kylie U — 05 Jul 2009

"Enter the hot and seductive "Club Vampire", where your wildest desires and most frightening dreams come true. The price of admission is your soul, as you are drawn into the purgatory of the undead, an eternity inhabited by the dwellers of the night. You'll be left reeling from the sensory overload of this raucous flick with carnal acts and eye-popping visual effects you've never seen before." Sounds quite good, and stars John Savage (Lydecker in Dark Angel), but the description has nothing to do with the storyline I watched! One of the dancers from the club get's accidentally turned by a vampire, and Savage, who has been ordered to destroy her, decides to help her adjust.

It's a really slow film - with most of the 77 minutes following the dancer (Corri) as she changes and comes to terms with her new life. The acting, script and effects are awful, and I can't figure out why there was a dwarf in it, apart from someone making the film must have thought he was creepy! The 'dancers' in the club were neither hot or seductive, but I'd still rather have watched 77 minutes of them than the rest of the film!

If you like gore, there's a scene where Corri pulls her insides out that you might like. Personally I'm not a fan.