Review of Clouds of Sils Maria (2014) by Joe O — 09 May 2015

Am I the only person in the world who found this film so obvious, improbable, and dull-as-a-meat-fart? Honestly!!! Juliette Binoche is criminally bad in most scenes, chloe grace moretz is infinitely punchable and self aware, and the "play within the play" is so poorly written, that for me to believe it's a masterwork of it's time is for me to believe that everyone in the world of this film is an idiot.

Though judging by the gushing reviews of this film, I am thoroughly convinced that the joke is on us. You've been had. Congratulations. You all just ate a piece of "merde" and were told it is the French word for cake.