Review of Closer (2014) by Miriam A — 22 Feb 2010
Hated this movie. One of these movies that wanted you to believe it knew what human psychology "is" like when people are high and they talk about "truth" and you're like, "dude. Back up.".
It was like a person with slightly above average intelligence explaining their genius to you - as if Trey Songz was telling you why he was better than Al Green. And you're like "dude, you're fucking name has a 'z' at the end. Al Green's name has the entire earth in it.".
This movie had almost nothing of the earth in it.
This review of Closer (2014) was written by Miriam A on 22 Feb 2010.
Closer has generally received positive reviews.
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