Review of Closer (2004) by Joelt. — 27 Nov 2007
Insufferably pretentious plot, insufferably contrived dialogue, insufferably self-important film. In short: insufferable. A hollow and disappointing offering from Nichols. And Natalie Portman may be purty, but she's a soulless phony.
I don't think that piece of driftwood could act her way out of a paper bag if it had a hole cut it in. Don't get what all the fuss is about over her performance.
This review of Closer (2004) was written by Joelt. on 27 Nov 2007.
Closer has generally received positive reviews.
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