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By Sarah L (684) on 10 Jun 2014

The thing about this film that disappointed me the most is that it strays too far from the books…

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By Peter Debruge (1,557) for Variety (12,700) on 24 May 2014

The Vampire's Assistant is too busy making impossible claims about just how spectacular its sequels will be to serve up a self-contained story…

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By Christian C (931) on 02 Apr 2014

Forget the Vampire -- the casting director clearly needs assistance…

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By Martin O (375) on 14 Mar 2014

If you're looking for the worst adaptation ever I think you found it…

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By Will C (526) on 26 Feb 2014

Trying to come up with a new hook on a vampire story is a hard thing to do but this worked for me. John C. Reilly was a hoot…

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By Christine K (66) on 09 Feb 2014

The rest of the family seems to be drawn by it. I could give or take…

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By Noraiversen (1) on 31 Jan 2014

The books are magical, but sinister with a dark, twisted kind of humour. The only thing the books and the film have in common is the title…

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By Tasha Robinson (753) for The A.V. Club (5,644) on 22 Jan 2014

Actually, by way of a sequel, the filmmakers could just set Cerveris, Dafoe, and Reilly up for a purr-off…

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Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

By Randy B (299) on 20 Jan 2014

A tad immature, but a great all around movie. I wish they would make the follow up…

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By Danifesto G (111) on 15 Jan 2014

Really disappointing. Beautiful to watch but seemed to fall short…

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Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

By Robert C (1,701) on 03 Jan 2014

This was better than I thought it would be. Go in with low expectations and you'll be entertained. Don't look for good…

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By Christopher E (506) on 29 Dec 2013

After I watched this movie I liked the comedy. Then I read the 12 part book series and it was amazing! This movie got me to start enjoying reading…

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Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

By Thi7 (1) on 23 Dec 2013

If you want to know how to destroy one of the best book sagas, just ask Paul Weitz…

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Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

By Maru E (77) on 17 Dec 2013

44% It's obviously supposed to be bad, but I had fun with it, just wished C…

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Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

By Lovro H (367) on 25 Oct 2013

It was okay,needed more action, but otherwise very good…

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Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

By Ken T (997) on 25 Oct 2013

This movie turned out to be a little darker than what I expected. It had some moments, but not many…

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Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

By Victoria N (144) on 23 Oct 2013

Really loved the movie. Sadly p2 wasn't released :(…

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By Jordan D (393) on 20 Sep 2013

As a movie by itself, it wasn't great, but it wasn't horrible…

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Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

By Ryan A (1,011) on 15 Sep 2013

It's a movie that if you are into Vampire this movie is a good movie to watch. The acting is good…

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Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

By Lisa Schwarzbaum (1,672) for Entertainment Weekly (6,953) on 28 Aug 2013

Subplots go nowhere, and characters -- many played by well-known actors -- barely get screen time…

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