Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) by Juan V — 17 Sep 2010

Entertaining, looks like it had/has hopes of being the first in a series.

This review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) was written by Juan V on 17 Sep 2010.

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant has generally received mixed reviews.

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