Review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) by Stephanie S — 13 Oct 2011

Guess itz okay for the younger generation.

This review of Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) was written by Stephanie S on 13 Oct 2011.

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Diogomendes (161) on 05 Jul 2014

I don't know how to review this thing so I'll just say this is f*cccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg…

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By Danifesto G (111) on 15 Jan 2014

Really disappointing. Beautiful to watch but seemed to fall short…

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