Review of Christine (1987) by Neil J — 25 Jan 2008
Ah, so many classic quotes, and such a beautifully ugly evil car. Typical brilliant John Carpenter music soundtrack, but not all that many scary moments. This is the film that taught me "you can't polish a turd" and that "the smell of a brand-new car: that's just about the finest smell in the world, 'cept maybe for pu*sy.
" and that whatever bad things happen in life, "sh*t wipes off". Sage advice, Mr King. The best - nay, the ONLY 'killer car' movie worth watching.
This review of Christine (1987) was written by Neil J on 25 Jan 2008.
Christine has generally received positive reviews.
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