Review of Christina's House (2000) by Katie Q — 13 Feb 2004

On Thursday I met up with Katie, Phil, Jake and Tom at Katie's house to watch the best horror movie ever.....Christina's house!!!! I love this movie because it is amazing how bad a movie can really be. From the """"17"""" year old christina, who looked 29, her sketchy dad who hit on her, boyfriend who pops up EVERYWHERE and as jake said he must live in her house to the sketchy police-man who is the slowest detective ever, the characters truly made this movie.

Christina, a """"17""" year old girl starts hearing random noises in her house. The only real problem with this is that whenever scary music plays and she looks to the air vent, the audience hears....nothing! I personally hope that the sound effects she is supposed to be hearing were lost in editing, otherwise she is scared of the sounds of silence. Well, that wouldn't be suprising since she's scared of half-eaten cookies and ready-made sandwitches. Those normal everyday things can be scary guys!

There are so many funny parts of this movie, but another highlight was her friend that I like to call "blue streak". The ugly/hot girl with one blue braid that she must think is super cool. She helps Christina out when the entire school finds out she isn't having sex with her boyfriend! DOUBLE GASP!!! The death machine at the end has to be my favorite, I mean, the father falls into this bed of knives but manages to come out alive, then the killer falls into the knives and lives too! How can this be possible....it must not be a very well-made death machine!

Overall I had to give this movie a four, not because this movie has ANY cinematic value....especially the cut where you don't know if it's during or before school....and how it's always day time....but because it is a truly amusing movie that I adore.