Review of Chopping Mall (1986) by Patrick E — 18 Jun 2009

Killbots Go To The Mall! This should have been the first in an Ernest-style franchise.

Killbots Save Christmas.

After accidentally exploding Santa Claus' skull, the Killbots must work together to ensure Christmas goes ahead without a hitch! Children deemed naughty by their complex algorithms are reduced to a puddle of gore. Nice children get a satsuma.

Killbot Day Camp.

Inheriting an old, rundown summer camp from an old man whose head they exploded, the Killbots must work together to give the kids the best summer of their lives! A competition with the evil camp across the lake culminates in mass-decapitations and the incineration of a forest.

Killbots Ski School.

The Killbots enrol in a ski school in Aspen, their propensity for laser based violence causes an avalanche which annhialates the town.

Killbots Go To Washington.

The Killbots affect significant political reform by burning down Congress and hoisting the President's severed head on a pole as a warning to all who oppose them.

Killbots - A Lifetime Oriignal Movie - The Dick Miller Story.

Telling the tragic story of Dick Miller, a mall janitor whose fateful encounter with a Killbot would forever change his life... because he's dead.

Killbot or Treat: A Killbot's Halloween.

Mistaking costumed revellers for otherworldly invaders, the Killbots unleash a wave of unforgiving brutality upon a group of school children.