Review of China O'Brien (1990) by Tim M — 07 Feb 2008
Rolling Vengeance without a monster truck. My biggest question is about the elections. Bad people blew up the sheriff, then they still allow a democratic process to elect a new sheriff and hope that their choice of evil sheriff wins? That's what I like about meth dealers - they're trustworthy. Also, 1/2 a star for the martial arts as it reminds me of shit Jackie Chan would do, only it's more ridiculous, and on that note, I think more heterosexual men would choose to have sex with Mr.Nice Guy than Rothrock. I for one would probably opt to fornicate with China O'Brien only so I could wear a denim coat with "Semi-star fucker" sharpied on the back. Pimp!
Ps.this movie has a native american dirt bike rider with one hand taped up, and a mechanical box covering his wrist. Why they didn't jump at the oppertunity to call him "Navajo Joe: Frankenstein's nephew" I'll never know.
This review of China O'Brien (1990) was written by Tim M on 07 Feb 2008.
China O'Brien has generally received mixed reviews.
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