Review of Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992) by Bethany W — 02 Oct 2016

OK, I admit that I'm watching it right now and have seen it many times but I have to say that children of the corn two has got to be one of the stupidest movie I've ever seen. The kids are terrible actors as well as the adults.

There's a kid named Mordecai(as in to remind us of Malachi, who really was scary?), the old crabby women who get killed are very overdramatic, the one gets crushed by her house with her feet sticking out and actually says "what a world! what a world!" In a misguided and bizarre reference to the Wizard of Oz and the other one gets thrown through a window while people are playing bingo and the guy still continues playing bingo! The lead lady from Pinocchio's revenge plays a starring role in this film and she still sucks.

Also, the preacher always talks about fornication and the local cops and Dr. have some sort of evil corn mold scheme going which makes no sense. Like they are trying to sell tainted corn with a mold that causes hallucinations but when they have to kill people to cover it up they do it gleefully instead of regretfully like you would think they would after so much death already.

And the sad thing is, this could've been a decent movie based on the plot, well not THIS plot but The whole "life after Gatlin thing".