Review of Chernobyl Diaries (2012) by Caroline J — 03 Feb 2013

Surviving Horror Flicks, Lesson #1164: when, while touring terra incognita, a yabo named Yuri talks you into doing something stupid, don't.

Surviving Horror Flicks, Lesson #3897: The one member of your group who's a snivelling wimp, but has a functioning brain? Do what HE says, instead of what the jackass alpha-male wannabe says.

Surviving Horror Flicks, Lesson #205: any place that CAN have radioactive mutant cannibals, most assuredly does.

Everything is strictly by-the-numbers. As there's no titular diary, not even a token v-blog, the film-makers could have called the movie THE DACHAS HAVE EYES.