Review of Cheerleader Massacre (2003) by Hobie P — 10 Oct 2011

There are bad flicks, there are flicks so bad that they're good, and there are flicks that are so bad they make you rip your eyes out of their sockets while you pound your head against a wall until it bleeds because you can't stand it anymore.

This movie, is very close to the third option. With bad acting, bad sets, bad script, bad continuity, bad kills, bad sex, bad directing, bad editing, and anything else that could be bad, you'd almost think it would fall into the SOBIG category. .. but it doesn't.

Sure there is a decent amount of nudity but if you're going to tell us these characters are in highschool, don't cast 25-30 year olds.

Had this film actually had some good kills with plenty of gore and red stuff flowing, it would be entertaining... but it doesn't. It's just a bad film.

In fact, the best things about this film are the flashback sequences which are from other films including the best part which was from the Slumber Party Massacre film.

Avoid it if you can...