Review of Chastity Bites (2013) by Kevin R — 30 Nov 2015
The Virginity Action Group.
Countess Elizabeth Bathory in the 1600s was known as the blood baroness who soaked in virgin blood to preserve her youth. A descendant feeling persona has arrived in present day and began a virgin club at a high school. The girls quickly fall in love except one outcast who doesn't want to participate. The outcast may be the high school's only hope of staving off the countess.
"It's so hard to find Mexicans that do their job correctly.".
John Knowles delivers Chastity Bites in his directorial debut. The storyline for this film is a bit bland and felt like an independent film. The quality of the acting and kill scenes was also below average and nothing to write home about. The horror elements were lacking and disappointing.
"I'm not used to people not liking me.".
This was recommended to me by Fios so I randomly DVR'd it off cable. This felt like an Independent film festival entry that was worse than even made for television quality. There isn't much going for this movie and I recommend skipping it...even for diehard horror genre fans.
"Smells like fish taco Tuesday over here.".
Grade: F.
This review of Chastity Bites (2013) was written by Kevin R on 30 Nov 2015.
Chastity Bites has generally received mixed reviews.
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