Review of Charlie's Angels (2019) by Agentz — 16 Nov 2019

Great movie! Way better than that overrated Terminator: Dark Fate! The cast is wonderful. The acting is great. The directing is good. The writing is decent. The main cast’s chemistry is amazing. This film is fun, funny, entertaining, charming, and action-packed.

Elizabeth Banks did such a good job directing this film. Not only is she is a good actress, but she is a decent and underrated director. The three main titular characters are hot, beautiful, funny, witty, charismatic, and badass.

Naomi Scott and Ella Balinska were awesome, but Kristen Stewart was a huge standout in this film and she was the best part of the whole movie. She steals the spotlight! This film pays really good homage to the original TV show despite only being a loose adaptation of the show.

This is without a doubt the best Charlie’s Angels movie. I seriously don’t get why so many people are hating on this movie and prejudging it! The Charlie’s Angels movies were all loosely based off of a late 1970s TV show about three badass women who are private eyes working for a mysterious man named Charlie (whose face is always offscreen at all times and only communicates to the three women through a speaker without ever showing himself to them) and always solving cases, fighting big crime, and kicking ass together.

The main titular characters were ALWAYS WOMEN! So I don’t see why morons are hating on this film so much, stupidly giving it low ratings, and annoyingly downvoting every high user rating and every positive user review.

The whole entire Charlie’s Angels concept was ALWAYS feminine and about feminism. But it’s not that trashy, toxic third wave feminism like Because I Said So, Ghostbusters (2016), Star Trek: Discovery, Star Wars: The Last Jedi, Ocean’s 8, Doctor Who (the seasons where Jodie Whitaker takes over as the new titular human-looking alien doctor), Captain Marvel, Batwoman, Terminator: Dark Fate, and (soon) Thor: Love and Thunder.

Charlie’s Angels (2019) is first wave feminism like Wonder Woman (1975-1979), Charlie’s Angels (1976-1981), Xena: Warrior Princess, Charmed (the original), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Charlie’s Angels (2000), Alias, Wonder Woman (2017), Atomic Blonde, Tomb Raider, Alita: Battle Angel, and (soon) Wonder Woman 1984.

First wave feminism isn’t bad. Third wave feminism is bad. So you haters of this film are either idiots or misogynistic pricks. You people who hate this film are probably the same idiots who like truly stupid movies like Gemini Man, Armageddon, Bad Boys, Bad Boys II, Pearl Harbor, the Underworld movies, the Resident Evil movies, the Transformers sequels, The Revenant, The Hate U Give, The Equalizer 2, Angel Has Fallen, Jumper, Takers, Fantastic Four (2005), Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Iron Man 3, Thor: The Dark World, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Thor: Ragnarok, X-Men: The Last Stand, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, X-Men: Apocalypse, Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace, Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones, Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Terminator: Salvation, Terminator: Genisys, A Walk to Remember, The Notebook, and Seven Pounds.