Review of Cemetery Man (1994) by Natasha S — 04 Apr 2008

...so...today was the first day I had eaten solid food in three days...and I was looking for another good zombie film...Fry's still doesn't carry Dead Alive so my room mate suggested this fucking gem...and let me tell you...it rightfully belongs in the pantheon of great zombie films...it clearly tries too hard...but at every overly composed shot it wins you over...you find yourself trapped in this maddening spiral...like vertigo you are pulled down into the twisted world surrounding this tale...you realize the absurdity of life and death...and love...the true abstract...painful nature of love...to that end...can't beat shooting zombies in the head...oh wait...maybe going on a homicidal killings spree...or maybe trying to escape reality to find that your own reality is all that there truly is...man I love Italian directors...

You had me at..."No, please don't!! He's only eating me!...Move aside!!...Mind your business!! I shall be eaten by whomever I please!!".