Review of Catwoman (2004) by Robert T — 11 Dec 2010
For years I've wondered how can they make a movie so bad that I haven't seen a single positive thing ever said about it. Now I know. If a movie can't be even saved by Hale Berry in tight leather pants and a leather bra, fighting like a double-jointed capoiera champion with gecko paws enabling her to run anywhere, I'm certain there is nothing to be done.
There are great actors all over the board. Their characters are just too stereotypical to be anything you could even think of becoming attached to. Femme fatales trying to out-bitch each other while the bad guy and the good guy try to run their show in between. The dialog has the puns that were too crappy for Schwarzenegger and Stallone to use, and the rest is just average 14-year-old fanfic garbage.
The music in this movie is like a pineapple up Hitler's ass: It seems like a good idea and you can definately see where they were going with it, but it just doesn't fit. RnB is good for bad music videos with slutty dressed women and cloned generic black singer in the middle. There isn't a single scene where it fits this movie, despite that we got half the elements on the screen.
The only thing getting points for this movie is a select few action sequences, which utilise the cat in the catwoman.
I'd still recommend that you choose anything else to watch besides this.
This review of Catwoman (2004) was written by Robert T on 11 Dec 2010.
Catwoman has generally received negative reviews.
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