Review of Catwoman (2004) by Lindsey L — 18 Jul 2012
WOW I MEAN WOW!!!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T THINK A DC MOVIE BATMAN RELATED COULD GET WORSE THAN BATMAN AND ROBIN BUT HERE IT IS! Anyway the story is about some girl named Patience (yes you'll need a lot of it to get through this movie) who works as a down-on-his-luck graphic designer at Hedare Beauty which is a Goliath cosmetics company or some shit like that I don't know.
Anyway, she is chased down into a scrapyard through her company and is resurrected by a group of stranded cats and becomes Catwoman. The rest of the actors just features Halle Berry as the title character squatting around in a leather outfit and the rest of the cast just acting horribly.
Catwoman features one scene where Halle Berry (an Oscar-Winning actress is giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a horribly CGI felineand get this, Sharon Stone's face is rock-solid because she uses pumped up face cream.
Yes the movie is really that bad and the story is really that dumb. Halle Berry even won a Razzie for this movie thanks a lot because this movie was bad. And to recap Catwoman's real name is not Selina Kyle like in Batman Returns nor in the comics, she wasn't thrown off a high-rise window, she's played by a black woman now as well, she's resurrected by stray cats from the scrap yards and not the alley ways and her outfit looks slutty; did they get one thing right? Were you just trying to make your movie look modern and complex.
WELL I'M SORRY, IT DIDN'T WORK! Catwoman gets a 2/10!
This review of Catwoman (2004) was written by Lindsey L on 18 Jul 2012.
Catwoman has generally received negative reviews.
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