Review of Catwoman (2004) by Dahurtbizness — 09 Jan 2023

Selina kyle whos that? Patience Phillips: a woman who works in the art department for a beauty product agency which produces beauty products such as a skin care cream. Yes, no longer selina kyle: a woman who grew up in poverty that resorted to crime, stealing bcuz it's the only thing she knows how to do best, with a tragic backstory and being chased by batman as a result of her actions. NOPE U get the most cookie cutter cop as a love interest and the most basic storyline imaginable that replaces batman replaces selina kyle. Daredevil and elektra from 2003 eat ur heart out with most cringest scenes and awful Fight choreography and the worst acting taking place at a park same location where elektra (jen garner) & daredevil (ben affleck) (what's with the early 2000's filming fight scenes and playing basketball at a park?) had the fight scene when the cop confronts her except its worst bcuz she played basketball and the cgi is so awful and the scene is so unwatchable. I never rolled my eyes so hard it felt like it I did it long enough it'll stay in the back of my head well it'll be one way of not seeing this movie.

This movie and halle deserve to have these awards: Worst Picture/Most Intrusive Musical Score & Least "Special" Special Effects - Warner Bros - Won.

Worst Actress - Halle Berry - Won Worst Supporting Actor - Lambert Wilson - Nominated.

Worst Supporting Actress - Sharon Stone - Nominated.

Worst Screen Couple - Halle Berry and Benjamin Bratt - Nominated.

Worst Director - Jean-Christophe "Pitof" Comar - Won Pitof was so bad that after this movie he retired with only 3 movies under his belt. Still shocked on how they managed to green light a visual effects supervisor as a director of this movie, this movie deserved to fail not just being of the idiocy of that but also bcuz of ignoring the source material completely and creating a new character instead.

Worst Screenplay - John Brancato and Michael Ferris, John Rogers - Won.

- via 2005's Golden Raspberry Awards & Stinkers Bad Movie Awards.

Selina Kyle/ catwoman is my favorite DC character the fact that this abomination shows up everytime on the search results and gets mentioned by someone on youtube whenever catwoman is talked about makes me sick to my stomach. and just for the simple fact halle said she was proud of this movie when she creep back into Hollywood when filming john wich 3. she deserves to never get that attention & spotlight that she had in the early 2000's. this movie is such a career killer it took 20 years for halle berry to seek her way back into hollywood after this trainwreck & everyone that worked on this film is no longer around. also, for anyone that says "this movie is good, ok or not as bad as critics and reviewers say" has to be high on drugs. THIS IS A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE FAN FILM.