Review of Catacombs (2007) by Megan M — 11 Sep 2008

I gave this movie a shot, why? I HAVE NO IDEA. The plot I guess seemed decent, and I'll admit it was a'ight.

Ehh... not real good. First off, the main character had a nice bone structure, just have to mention that. But she became awfully annoying. Now for the specific things I didn't like. Right after she got back from being chased and she gets back into the club, she magically finds her friend right away. How realistic is that? And did I forget to mention how clitche it was? And shes sitting in the beginning trying to learn french... laughing & smiling at herself? Nobody does that... And by the way, bats wouldn't attack somebody. They don't do that. Something that also really got me was the fact that was so much unnessicary nudity, sex, and swearing. They tried way too hard to make this movie intense and bold. But basically, everything about this movie was overdone. The gore, there was too much, there would never be that much blood, it was just randomly there. The acting was bad and they over-said things. Like, it could have been a simple "ahh!" instead they throw in a loud, fake sounding "AHHHHH OH MY GOD AH! AH! JESUS CHRIST !AH! AHHH SAVE ME OH MY! AHHH! EEEEKKK!!! AHHH!" Ok, we get it. The music and sounds don't exactly fit. Shes just waltzing around and its this hectic, crazy music. But now, I liked the beginning I guess where she was in the airport. It kept my attention. And ok, I will admit I really did like the part with the 'nicer' guy. His face when he smiled and ran away DID kinda creep me out. *spoiler* at the end, I wanted to personally murder her sister with a toothpick so I could continously stab and torture her. The ending was just like, what? No, this is stupid. The movie never hit home, and the entire thing was just a huge burst of blood and screaming.

...Why didn't Victoria have a cell phone?