Review of Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue (1990) by Ross M — 10 Nov 2010

I...I...I don't know how to respond to this...Honestly I got nothing. This cartoon is...shocking to say the least. I mean my god this right here is a special that has the characters that are the embodiment of childhood.

You got the Looney Toons,Alvin and the Chimpmunks ,The Ghostbusters, The Muppets, Winnie the Pooh and the Mother Fucking Smurfs all together for 1st time but what in gods name could these iconic characters be gathering for? Well I'll tell you.

Now bare with me this is going to be a little hard to believe...DRUGS. and I'm not talking perscriptions or that over the counter shit I'm talking COKE,DOPE,COSTA RICA FREAKA, ACID, HEROINE,PCP I'm talking the shit that will make you think you can fly mother fuckers!Now shit was hilarious believe me when I say you haven't lived till you hear bugs bunny talk about rolling a joint it is funny as hell.

Now I honestly could not believe how violent these charcters until I saw this I guess that's you give already unstable characters even more unstable subtances.Now some of you may be wondering why I gave this an 80 the reason couldn't be more simple this special has been the greatest comedy I have seen since Borat and its just so amusing to me it's not even a movie but god damn if it doesn't work well at the funnybone and plus these are characters I flat out fucking loved as a kid some of whom to this day hold a place in my heart and quite frankly it was a hard film to rate because like being baked out fucking mind you don't really know what to do so you just kinda go with the flow and thats what I did for this review I just went with the masses on it.

I'm The Inglourious Critic good night and enjoy the show. The countdown presses on with five down twenty to go.