Review of Captivity (2007) by Bill B — 14 Dec 2012

Jesus Christ on a bike, how boring can you make a thriller? I don't wanna sound too crass here, but if you're going to make a film that's this boring and supposedly exploitative, you should at least have cast a female lead who is willing to do nudity, because this is boring as hell and if you don't see the 'twist' coming a mile away, you're just not trying.

Pass, unless you are an Elisha Cuthbert completist.