Review of Captain Fantastic (2016) by Buff_Bob — 02 Aug 2016

Captain Fantastic was far from it. Hippy father raises six kids, in the forest of course, to conform to his way of thinking. Home-schooled to be anti-business, anti-police, anti-Christian and anti-conservative.

(Sounds like Bernie Sanders was the film’s educational adviser.) I think the prop department must have run out of the standard Che Guevara t-shirts because this nut wore a “Jesse Jackson ‘88” shirt instead.

The kids seemed well-schooled in the leftist arts: they were very proficient at robbing a grocery store while the father diverted attention by pretending to have a heart attack.